the telling gets old

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ladiablesse
miredball

okay like it was cute and all but s3 I need carmen to step up and actually keep the promise he made about being there for sydney. like I need her to be mad at him. to feel some type of way about his ditching her. then I need to see him try. like desperately try to make it up to her. carmy needs to be that guy doing too much. she wants a star? ok he’s gonna die on that line if he has to. AND, and this is important, she’s gonna go on a date. with who the fuck knows. because she’s beautiful and desirable and not just like, his. and she’ll confide in him about feeling nervous and she’ll try to talk herself out of it but carmy. carmy will have to be a good friend this time. carmy will encourage her to go. he will tell her he’ll cover for her during service and to have fun because she deserves to have a life outside the kitchen. then we get a scene where syd leaves out the back with her stuff and carmy just stares at the door after her.

speaking this into existence the bear
afropiscesism
kimberly-wexler

I take teeth jokes or people mocking teeth very seriously. My grandmother had black teeth that fell out and my grandfather had to have all of his teeth pulled and the shame and disgust and self loathing others made them feel for it has stayed with me to this day. You're a classist shithead if you mock ppl's teeth or use it as a sign of morality. All perfectly straight white teeth prove is access to money literally that's it!

topic: classism
fluoresensitive
xiaoguiwang

dont know how to tell yall this but people being racist isnt funny.

xiaoguiwang

like i KNOW you white people dont have any empathy for us but perhaps think about why ur first reaction to seeing someone else being racist is a keyboard smash or otherwise showing how u think it's ~hilarious~ that that person is being racist like uhm? ur not affected here. i know u stand apart frm this. spare tact pls mayhaps even think abt how this line of thinking actively hurts us too while u think ur exempt frm criticism bc yr ~above those racists~ like i prommy ur just as racist actually.

topic: racism

okay it’s two am so it’s time for me to talk about malcolm in the middle (2000-2006) and stanley winn who appears in like five episodes of season one to have intense homoerotic tension with francis (his roommate/best friend (???)) and then is never seen again. here is his character summary:

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what if we were military school roommates. and i inexplicably decide to protect you from hazing and make an “informal agreement” where people call me your bodyguard and we have a specific arrangement about physical touch and i give you black eyes so you can ditch class. and i help you pull off your anti-authoritarian pranks even though i know i’ll get in trouble too. and i ask for nothing in return except maybe weirdly homoerotic workout sessions. and also getting to express my own disillusionment with the system. and for the fact that i’m always in on the joke. and that you never ever lie to me. what if the only time i’m seen smiling is when i’m with you.

and then what if the one time i ask you to do something that i genuinely believe in. what if you lied to me to get out of it. and what if it was such a betrayal that i decided to disappear from the canon of your life forever.

and what if we looked at each other like this:

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hello is this thing on can anyone hear me malcolm in the middle stanley winn francis wilkerson mitm sorry everyone for the long post but the fact that they wrote a line here about stanley having specific boundaries around physical touch and then there's multiple other scenes where he's comfortable with francis putting his hands on him kind of permanently rewired my brain the transness of it all. the loving a white boy who will never think of you before he thinks of himself of it all. STANLEY!!!